Our tribute to the legends who crush wildfires like Nicholas Cage crushes scenes. These fire engine red Pit Vipers are now polarized to fight glare.
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- 100% UVA + UVB protection
- Light ...
You hear that sound? No, not the whistling of the wind as it rushes through your mullet. No, not the eagle's cry as it soars across the sky. Something else. Its liberty, and it's ringing. Pick up t...
Who is your #1 role model? George Washington. What is your favorite food? Apple Pie. What is your uncle's name? Sam. Spirit Animal? Bald Eagle. Favorite designer? Betsy Ross. Lucky number? 1776.
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Wait? Hahaha we made these?! I don't remember that.
They have a polarized lens, roomier fit, rubberized black frame, and redesigned ear and nose pieces?! Damn, we did a good job. Someone give me a ...
pizza! french fries! pizza! french fries! Skiing is hard. But Groomers make it easy. The Groomer hat is back with a nice deep wide corduroy, zippered closure, and a timeless fit.
Play baseball, chew dirt, flip-off your mom. The Flip-Offs are here. The classic Pit Viper shape you know and love, now with Flip-Up Technology
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- 100% UVA + UVB Protection
- Light Trans...
When your friends wont stop arguing over which is the superior lite beer. When your cat wont stop fighting with the neighborhood raccoons. Or when your parents wont stop threatening to get a divorc...
Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing, and alertness much better.
The Exec will create an illusion that people can't see you. Don't worry they will see you...
Is that the pizza? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Pit Viper 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consumption, unpreceden...
